Looking round the joint I spotted the perfect solution.
Shaped like a guy who’s dropped from the sky without a parachute – SPLAT MAN was about to take the heat.
Placing my steaming hot cup of coffee on the silicone schmuck I knew I was safe. No messy burns or stains to leave as evidence.
When it comes to the protection racket splat man is definitely the fall guy!
Overall size 12cmx 12cm
Please note shades of colours may vary slightly from photograph